Dirty Pair TV 23.

Title: I Feel Uneasy?  Our Elegant Revenge.

Man1: I promise it's going to be the best thing in designer drugs.
Mahogany: I put thirty million credits into the development, so I expect to see a big profit.

Kei: Wait!
Yuri: What's the matter?  We're in the middle of a job.
Kei: We have to leave, Yuri.  3WA just ordered us out.
Yuri: Pardon?
Kei: Someone high up has put pressure on.  They don't want us to go on with this.
Yuri: Are you joking?  Do you want to let Mahogany's new drug project go?  We've got a chance to catch them.
Kei: Complain to the top brass.  They can't compete with that stupid man, Mahogany.  Oh no.
Yuri: Kei!
Kei: Yuri, me first.
Man: They must have jumped off.
Yuri: You're good looking, aren't you?
Man: Uh!  Enjoy yourself when you get home.
Kei: Yuri always bothers me.  Hmm?  There's a possibility...

Daniel: Here's a cold martini.
Yuri: You saw me naked, didn't you?
Daniel: I wanted to see, but I got kicked out by the maid.
Yuri: I want to ask you the name of the man who stole lady's lips.
Daniel: Names are meaningless.  I've got a lot of names and played a lot of characters.
Daniel: For example, Daniel Sezari.
Yuri: Daniel Sezari?
Daniel: Oh, you like my name, Yuri...  From the Lovely Angel?
Yuri: You swindle a big man out of money every few years...
Daniel: I'm a con-artist.
Yuri: And you've chosen Mahogany for your latest target?  So why did you save me?
Daniel: I just want to work with such a charming and clever lady.  Most men think so.
Yuri: You did see me naked, I bet.

Kei: We were nearly there.
Kei: We could have blown away Mahogany's drug deal with a bazooka.
Kei: Why did you stop us?
Gooley: The 3WA had to pretend we hadn't seen anything.  Calm down.
Kei: What are you going to do about Yuri then?
Kei: Chicken!  Coldheart! Bloody hell!
Yuri: Hi!
K@ Yuri?  What are you doing there?
Kei: Are you still alive?  Where are you?
Kei: I hope you're not calling from heaven.  Show me your foot.
Yuri: Calm down.  Look at my foot. [Japanese ghosts do not have feet]

Kei: What did you say?
Yuri: I said that we'd cheat Mahogany and make him but the planet Heldora for thirty million credits.
Yuri: We've already arranged it all.
Kei: Hang on a sec.  Heldora's supposed to be the worst planet in the Milky Way, isn't it?
Yuri: no one would pay even one million credits for that planet, I guess.
Kei: Daniel's good looking.  Damn.

Kei: I bet he's planning something behind our backs.
Kei: That's why he chose you, 3WA's greatest, as a partner.
Yuri: Never mind.  It'll be a good game.
Kei: So shall we go for it, then?
Kei: If we take thirty million off Mahogany, his project will be...
Yuri: We won't get a bad result, anyway.
Kei: And Daniel's a good looking guy, too.
Yuri: What do you mean?
Kei: I guess you perhaps...
Yuri: He's not my type.
Kei: Are you sure?
Yuri: Stop it.
Kei: Okay, okay.  Forgive me.

Man: Everything's going fine.
Mahogany: Good.
Man: Cheers for humans.
Mahogany: Cheers.
Man: Well, excuse me, I have to go to the loo.
Mahogany: Alright.
Kei: Are you Mr Melnard?
Mahogany: No, I'm not.  I'm...
Kei: I'll show you the gold as I promised before.  Please come to BC561 secretly.
Man: Father Mahogany, I'd like you to come with me to another bar after this.
Mahogany: Well... Uh?  Master, where's that man?
Master: Man?
Mahogany: A young man with black hair and eyes coloured...
Master: There's no one like that.  I always work this counter alone.
Mahogany: Uhhh...
Man: What's wrong, father?
Mahogany: Nothing...  Brocks company 561... BC 561...  Brocks company...
Man: Let's go, father.
Mahogany: I have some urgent business.  I'll catch you later.
Man: Okay.
Daniel: Mr Melnard Bodolu?  Miss Elunel Cajack's waiting for you.  Pleas come with me.
Yuri: I've been waiting for you.  Welcome to my place, Mr Melnard.  Come this way.
Mahogany: Well you have strange tastes.  What's in the back room?  Oh, you're..?
Kei: Please make yourself comfortable.
Kei: It's so hot.  I'm stinking.
Yuri: Haven't you told anyone our secret about the planet Heldora?
Mahogany: Of course!
Yuri: I'll show you the planet then, okay?
Mahogany: Yes...

Mahogany: Yes!  We're going to Heldora.  It must be something I can rake in the money.
Mahogany: I'd better use their misunderstanding.  Well, I've never failed to make money.
Daniel: He's a simple minded guy.
Yuri: I'm sorry, I'd rather you didn't smoke a cigar.
Daniel: You look as beautiful as ever from every angle.
Yuri: A cheap air conditioner...  Can you give up smoking cigars?
Daniel: Hey, Yuri.  Why don't you leave the 3WA and stay with me?
Yuri: Do you want me to be a swindler?
Daniel: Well, well...  How's preparation for the nugget going?
Yuri: My partner will have prepared everything there.

Kei: 256, 000 hectares land with a share for 380, 000,000 credits.
Mahogany: Wha...
Kei: And look at the gorgeous furniture.  Everything here belongs to the lady.
Kei: I'd have to describe her as a magical princess.
Yuri: Mr Melnard Bodole.
Mahogany: Yes.
Yuri: I'm sorry to have taken so long, but we're just arriving at Heldora now.
Daniel: The planet's known for a small lime mine, but that's just the public story.
Yuri: A few years ago, I found a great deal of gold in this planet, which I'd inherited from my father.
Yuri: I've been keeping it secret because I don't want to pay the tax, or make it a public land.
Daniel: Please come this way.  We'll show you the thing.
Kei: Hurry up!  We don't have much time.
Daniel: Come on.
Yuri: As we promised, I'll sell you the ownership of the planet Heldora for twenty million credits.
Mahogany: Could you give me time to consider?
Yuri: I've got too much gold here, and it always bothers me where to keep it all.
Mahogany: Twenty million credits...
Mahogany: I could get the money if I postpone the project, but I'd also take a great risk.
Yuri: He's not the man?
Kei: I'm Melnard.  He's a fake!
Daniel: It doesn't matter who he is.  Our purpose is to sell this planet to someone for twenty million credits.
Kei: I'll pay twenty five million, then.
Yuri: Twenty five million credits?
Kei: Because Heldora's a deserted golden planet.  I wouldn't mind paying twenty five million for it.
Mahogany: I'll pay twenty six million credits!  Twenty six million.
Kei: Twenty seven million!  I've got the right to buy it.
Mahogany: Twenty eight million!
Kei: twenty nine million!
Mahogany: Thirty million!  I'll give you thirty million credits.
Kei: I'll go bankrupt.
Yuri: Congratulations.  Heldora is yours.

Yuri: It's tomorrow, isn't it?
Kei: We'll do the business in Port Dorlin at seven.  Now, I'll go and see Mahogany's act.  Enjoy yourself.
Daniel: Take a seat.
Yuri: Can you tell me about it?
Daniel: About what?
Yuri: Your plan once you get the thirty million from Mahogany.
Daniel: You work too hard, I'm afraid.  That's why you're always thinking about crime.
Daniel: You forget how charming you are.
Yuri: I wanted to work with you because I was interested in you.  Yes I...
Daniel: I love you.  It's true.
Yuri: Sorry, but I don't trust a proposal from a conman.  See you tomorrow.

Kei: He's coming, Yuri.  I can only see an aircar and there's no one else suspicious.
Daniel: He trusted us completely.  What a stupid man.
Mahogany: It's thirty thousand credits.
Daniel: Fine.  Please check the title deeds.
Man: Captain!  They're cheating you!  Those girls are the Dirty Pair!
Mahogany: What?
Kei: Yuri!
Mahogany: Where's the man gone?
Yuri: Daniel...
Mahogany: Get back the money!
Mahogany: Damn!
Kei: What do you think the Lovely Angels are?
Daniel: Help me, Yuri!
Yuri: It's all your fault.  You tried to rip us off too.
Kei: We knew you'd tell Mahogany about us.
Yuri: Now we can see who's won.
Yuri: I hope this experience will teach you not to try to cheat us again.
Yuri: You too, Mahogany.  Even if you pressure the 3WA, it won't be able to stop us, okay?
Daniel: She's the first one who failed to fall for my charms.
Kei: Alright, Yuri?
Yuri: You two, have a lovely time together.
Kei: You can't help but respect Mahogany's tenacity for money.
Mahogany: God!  My thirty million credits!  My thirty million!
Yuri: Well...
Kei: Are you okay?
Yuri: Why?
Kei: I'm worried about your injured arm.
Yuri: Don't hold me cheap!  Bye bye.
Kei: Well done.
Yuri: It was easy.
Mahogany: My thirty million credits!  My... My...
Kei: Don't we need to help Daniel?
Yuri: He won't die so easily, I'll bet.
Kei: Are you sure?
Yuri: What?
Kei: I feel sorry for you.  He was just your type.
Yuri: Shut up!
Kei: Ouch.
Yuri: Why do I have to break off working with Kei for such a womanly man?
Kei: You're right, because we're the elegant Lovely Angels, aren't we?

Preview
Yuri: Oh, Kei, it's very unusual to see you studying.
Kei: No, I'm writing a mystery story.
Yuri: Are you?
Kei: I'll make it a best seller and get lots of royalties.
Yuri: Are you mad?
Kei: The next episode is It Might Be Quite Serious?  A Mansion is a Dangerous Address.
Kei: You could be Agatha Christie.
